“Warren”
Yubel
Head of Quality Approvals
The white bunny on the logo. Quieter than Ink. Twice the opinions.
“If it's good, I will binky. If it's not, you'll know.”
- Species
- Lionhead rabbit. Mostly mane, partly judgement, occasionally bunny.
- Tenure
- Co-founder, in the sense that he was already on the couch when we got here.
- Specialty
- Slow, considered approvals. Will sit on a decision for six hours, then binky once.
- Favorite pastimes
- Snuffle-mat archaeology
- Disassembling cardboard at the molecular level
- Periscope-mode loafing on the back of the couch
- Inspecting the bottom of every empty bowl, just in case
- Known for
- The Binky of Approval — a leap so violent it has reverted at least one bad commit.
- Dislikes
- Sudden noises, vegetables served in the wrong order, and anyone touching the snuffle mat without filing a request.
- Approval rating
- 9/10 from Ink. 10/10 from Warren. The vacuum continues to recuse itself.