“Ink”
Maëlle
Chief Mischief Officer
The black cat on the logo. Also on your keyboard. Also on your paperwork.
“If it fits, it ships.”
- Species
- Domestic shorthair, allegedly. Believes she is larger than she is.
- Tenure
- Since day one — she occupied the desk first and we negotiated from there.
- Specialty
- Quality assurance by sitting on it.
- Favorite pastimes
- 3am sprints across the hardwood
- Interviewing candlesticks
- Breaking the seal on every cardboard box
- Loud, pointed silence at 5:29pm
- Known for
- Walking across the keyboard at critical moments. Has shipped two features this way. We think.
- Dislikes
- Closed doors, empty bowls, and the vacuum — in that order.
- Approval rating
- 10/10 from Warren. 10/10 from herself. Declined to comment from the vacuum.